Colin Grigson from Bad News
Lets pretend to be the Who!
Come along then, lets do all the rumpty dumpty bismila business, then we
can all get off home and get some kip. I've got to be up working at the bank
at 9:30.
I just want to go outside so that we can sort out who over-dubbed my base.
Why are you so angry, Vimto?
I am not Colin Grigson, I am his twin brother, Trevor.
Colin does not live here, he is at his pad because he is terribly groovy.
I am cleverer than you, and that's why I'm the bass player
in this pop group.
Iz it going to be big, now it's out? Or do you think it
will just flop?
Oh so I'm a wanker am I?! [crowd agrees] Scream girls!
[screams] At least I've got something to wank about!
I've never had to move my arm up and down so many times in my life.
How many cows have you seen sitting next to the fire nestling over slippers, Alan? NOT A LOT!
I'm Trevor,Colin's twin brother.
