Flashheart from Blackadder
I've
got a plan and it's as hot as my pants! (Blackadder 2)
Where haven't I been? (Blackadder 2)
Hey Melchie! Still
worshipping God? Last time I heard, he was worshipping me! (Blackadder 2)
I like it firm and fruity. (Blackadder 2)
She's got a tongue like an
electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils. (Blackadder 2)
WOOF
WOOF! (Blackadder 4)
Treat your kite like you treat your woman... Get
inside her five times a day and take her to Heaven and back. (Blackadder 4)
Well,
well, well, if it isn't captain slackbladder. Couldn't resist, eh? Told you
you thought I was great! (Blackadder 4)
Hey! Any girl who wants to chain
herself to may railing and suffer a jet movement gets my vote! (Blackadder 4)
That's
how I like my girls...straight and to my point. (Blackadder 4)
Mind if
I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves
and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!
(Blackadder 4)
Enter the man who wears no underwear, ask me why! (why do wear no underwear lord flash?)
Because the pants havn't been built yet that can take the job on! (Blackadder 4)
Bring me Melchett's driver Parkhurst, she's used to hanging around with a
big knob, so she'll be used to a fellow like me! (Blackadder 4)
Gosh potatoes George, you said noble brother fliers were in the lurch. If I'd have known it was captain slack bladder and the mound of the hound of
the baskervilles, I'd have let them stew in their own juice. And let mw tell
you if I ever did that, I'd probably drown! (Blackadder 4)
Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it. (Blackadder 4)
Hey girls, look at my machinery! (Blackadder 4)
