A Rik and Ade Haiku — "Cornflakes"
by Andrew M.

Rik, Rik, Rik
Rik
Rik, Rik, Rik, Rik
Rik, Rik
Rik
Rik, Rik, Rik, Rik, Rik

"Utter, utter bollocks"
"Why?"
"Only sixteen syllables"
"O.K.............................RIK!!!!