Take That Stupid Girlie Bonnet Off
by Joanie H.
The Slick Rik in the candy apple shoes
The master of the grimace
The mortal mind amused
In love with Cliff
Just as if
The bloody man was new

The poignant Rik
The people's poet
The worst of them
And doesn't know it
Sad, sad Rik
For all the ages
Writing life on dirty pages

Oh, Rik!
Rik!
The People's Pick

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