A Rik Poem by Andrew M.

Kevin Turvey reported
Behind a green door
About what
We weren't always sure.
Still, it made me laugh,
Like a...........giraffe.
Yes, I know.
It's a bloody shame,
Laugh not rhyming with drain.
Life can be like that.
Sometimes, quite a lot.
Richie, Rik
And the Comic Strip.
Bugger, shit, fuck, arse and tit,
Undisputed King of the Toilet.
And it rhymes.
You've got loads of money,
some of it's mine,
In the bank.
Go on, Rik.
You deserve it,
Have a wank!

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