Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
These are wise words from Mohammed Ali
Bastard, shit, bollocks, fuck, wank and prick
Are some of the words I hear from Rik
His delightful language and gestures to match
Are just some of the reasons why Rik is my catch
He makes me laugh, he makes me cry
In all the right places, at all the right times
Fred is so lovable, Richard's so gullible
But Alan B'Stard is the best
Rick is so loud, Richie's so proud
But Rik Mayall is my main interest!