A Rik Poem by Becky Ramage
March, 2001

But oh but oh!
Rik you speak to me like the marks you leave on a soggy tissue!
Like the custard stain around your middle,
Like the faint whiff of grrr! emanating from your pants,
Like your snarling face when Eddie rants

But now alas the time has come,
My poetic ditty has had its run.
My heart tingles and i do sob,
Whenever i think of Rik's hard.......

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