A Rik Poem by Cheese Monkey
July, 2002

Your big wide smile
your amazing eyes
I really wish you could be mine

I love your hair
your laugh too
you make me laugh so hard I could poo!

Drop Dead Fred and Bottom connected
and you're so funny like Emma being disected!

YOU'RE A GOD RIK MAYALL! ROCK ON!! YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST GUY ON EARTH. YOU'RE MY IDOL. YOU RULE, I'LL SEE YOU IN COMEDY HEAVEN