Hardbabe Testimonials

If you have something pervy, inspirational, or
god knows what else to say about Rik, please send it in!

Okay, I've loved Rik ever since I saw Drop Dead Fred. I love his sweeter side and I adore Rik in The Young Ones (15 and already a rik perve). Bottom is great. We need more ritchie pant action.

Laura Parslow

Been a Rik fan ever since my mum and dad showed me The Young Ones and he is totally amazing!

Where the hell would we all be without him?!The GOD OF COMEDY!!

My mates think I'm mad.....trying to convert them into Rik fans but they won't budge......grrr.....

My sis adores him and does some great impersonations of him...I've got my own little Rik of my own.......opposite sex and a lot younger....but...hell yeah =D

Love him and Ade....
Jazz Dawson

Just to say Rik rescued me from being bullied at school. When The Young Ones came out in the 80's all the kids that stayed up to watch it talked about nothing else all day in the playground, and we all did impressions - I did Vyv and others did Rik (I let them take the good part!). So for a blissful if fleeting moment I had something in common with the other little oiks. Plus I thought he was cool as Kevin Turvey when I found that bit too. Luckily the BBC and Channel 4 repeated Rik stuff a lot, so I could catch up on it. And yeah, he's got great hair, and the face of a naughty angel!

Mand xx

As it stands, I'm pretty young, at 22, to have an outrageous crush on you, but My Goodness! Rik, you can have me any day you please. I've just received one of your pervy emails and its really made my day; been single for a while now and they're just wonderful...

Out of everyone, it's Lord Flasheart who really does it for me. Meow! (in retaliation) And by God, your eyes... well, what can I say? Its bedtime... ;)

Goodnight. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Ooooh, not there!)

Ellie xxx

Just wanted to say - as a fan of Rik's for about 18 years, I think his film Drop Dead Fred was really under rated, he showed another side in that film that as a fan I'd not seen before (talking about towards the end of the film, when he is all sweet). Just surfing the net and thought I should view a fan site - as I am a fan! But am tired and my typing/brain isn't up to this! Just wanted to say though - although that film is pretty old now, and I've not seen it for ages - it is wicked, and 100% original- nothing like it done b4 or since.

Oh, by the way- the only burning desire I have is to give Rik a good seeing to! ;-)

Suzie

Yay! I am so pleased to find out I am a Hardbabe! I have been crazy about Rik since I was at school and I had a picture of him under my desk lid (which the nuns confiscated, bet they pinned it up in their rooms afterwards, though). Saw him in The New Statesman last week, he was FAB as ever!

Vicky Healing
Woking

Rik is the most amazing actor EVER! He's been my number one fantasy since I was knee high, and I'd love to take out my knockers and wobble them about a bit for him...*winks*

RIK IS MY HERO.

Chantelle Phillips
UK

I know that I'm only 14, but I love Rik soooooooooooooooooo much. He is bloody fantasic. I love him to bits. Oh my god, everytime I look at him he makes me wanna cry 'cause I love him that much! Hehe

Rik, if you ever look at this site, if there any chance you want to visit Swindon, it's bout half an hour away from Bristol please!

love, your number 1 fan
Danielle Tuck
Swindon

I'm 18 years old and Rik is...well...older, but he is soooooo hot, and his sexy body, and gorgeous face turn me on. Oh Rik!!! I love you!!! Please find me, and date me! We don't have to tell your wife! Oh Rik, Oh Rik!!!!

Your always (not completely seriously)

Amanda Z.
U.S.A

Well I've just found out there is a name to my condition of total lust of Rik, so I guess I am HARD BABE!!! All those times of watching Bottom with my partner (who is totally unaware of my daily Rik fest!) has made me appreciate Rik not only as obvious eye candy but also as a great comedy actor. So from all the hunnys from Liverpool, keep up the good work!! And more tight undies. And I know I'm pushing it now but maybe another Bottom tour?? (plzzzzzzz). CU in Manchester soon (might bring my thong!)

P.S. No probs about ur age!!!

x Faye Patterson
Liverpool, Merseyside

Rik is the most amazing actor EVER! He's been my number one fantasy since I was knee high, and I'd love to take out my knockers and wobble them about a bit for him...*winks*  RIK IS MY HERO.

Chantelle Phillips

Rik and Ade are comedy geniuses!!! Not to mention complete hotties!!!! Oh, if there wasn't a 30 year age gap then I would be dead pleased and on there!!!!! Keep on writing rik! And keep up the hotness!

Kat West

Rik,

You are a walking vision of perfection. Everything about you is amazing. I have been in love with you for about 15 years now, (since I discovered boys) but have been a fan of yours all my life. You're adorable, inspirational and you never disappoint. A sentiment all of the other hardbabes would no doubt agree with. You will always have a very special place in my heart. Lots of love and sex vibes flowing your way.

Sarah
Belfast, Northern Ireland.

I Love Rik Mayall so much it is unfucking belivable. I think he is so talented and sexy and sexy and gorgeous and funny and incredibly good looking. I would love to have his autograph and a photo taken with him, that is one of my fantasies. iIhave liked Rik Mayall's work ever since I was 16, which includes Bottom, The Young Ones, The New Statesman and Drop Dead Fred was also a great film. If Rik Mayall reads this website, I have to apologise for bringing this up, but when I heard of your accident I felt like crying. I could not belive it. But the good thing is that you are alright now and back to being a fantastic entertainer on television where all your fans want you to be.

Laura N.

Rik Mayall you're good looking - I wish we were the same age. It's so crap that there's about 30 or so years between us. Anyway, Rik, you are one of the best actors ever. You and Ade make a great team.

Kayleigh Apps

Obviously, he is also a total Sex God - he has his outrageously pervy moments — too many to mention, but my favourite being the bedroom scene from 'Bottom' ('Digger') where he is trying to seduce a girlie, while wearing his pervy pyjamas! But he has never looked so genuinely sexy and desirable as in the 'Comic Strip's 'A Fistful of Travellers Cheques' and also in the closing scenes of 'Rik Mayall presents...Dancing Queen' — Wow! — truly lustworthy!

Long live the Kinky-King of the Pervy-Pants!

Smashing Blouse xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
South London, England

What can you say about Rik??
What about........ "COORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! RIGHT ON!!!!!"

Hardbabe Chrissie x

I love Rik Mayall — he is the ultimate love god

Naomi Preston
Lancashire, England

I was lucky enough to meet the Love God last year. He signed my arm. So, only as a true Hammersmith Hardbabe could, I had it tattooed on! It looks really good and now I will never be able to forget the night I meet my (our) hero ;-)

Many Rik hugs, Lady Flashheart

I have had a lusting for Rik for about sixteen years now, and am trying to spread the illness to others. Keep up the brilliant work. Proudly a Hardbabe member. Dont think my husband entirely minds, as he is my love god of sex and all things bizarre....in the flesh.

To Rik:- You can stick yer tongue right down the back of my trousers......(and please come to Australia soon..)

Sarah Wilson
Adelaide, Australia

This is Trixie here and I'd just like to say that I love Rik Mayall and I was just to far back to get his pants on tour!!!! Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! 

Trixie
Hampshire, England

Rik is a real man with real pants and I love him.

C
Sussex

Rik Mayall, what fantasy is made of. (Especially as Merlin!) Gorgeous!

Sara
Gloucestershire

Thank you so much for setting up the hardbabe site! I've been looking for people, like me, who think Rik Mayall is the sexiest thing alive.

Drop Dead Fred is always the movie in which he REALLY does it for me! He's a stunner!

Kim
London

Rik.....Pure sex on legs...love to see him on tele, but even better in the flesh....watched him in Nottingham at his Bottom Live tours three times now, right at the front, my photo album is my pride and joy. What I couldn't do with that man!!!!!!!!! Even my husband is jealous that I have Rik wallpaper on my PC. My brother bought me a boxed set of three Bottom videos, and if you scratch the box, then sniff, it actually smells of bottom burps!!!! brilliant. So glad i found this site.

Rik's no 1 fan, Lisa
Derby

Dear Rik, you are just the best in the world and please do come to AUSTRALIA because you are SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Miranda King
Qld, Australia

Ok, my god, what a man, Rik as Merlin, phworrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Talk about sexy, and that long hair. 

Rik any chance of a visit to Stockport? 

Love, Lorraine

I love Rik Mayall! My favorite characters are Lord Flashheart, Squad Commander Lord Flashheart, and the very sexy Robin Hood! Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Truly yummy! Here's to seeing more of Rik in 2003! 

Patti Brown
Algonac, MI

Rik mayall is the best comedy actor I've seen so far and the sexiest......my god I'm telling ya......he's funny and down right rude baby.......and Rik please come to Aussie.....we love u so much expressly me.

from your maybe youngest no1 fan 

Kingy
Queensland, Australia

What I love about Rik Mayall.

He is the sexiest man alive and gives me tingles whenever I see him.

Those big gorgeous sparkling eyes, his legs mmmm, his cute nose, eyebrows and ears. I love everything about his mouth his teeth his tongue (boy do I love his tounge) his lips his chin. His hair is amazing, so cute in the Young Ones and GORGEOUS in Bottom. His naughty nudie bits! - what I've seen ayway!, his spaziness and GREAT GREAT GREAT sense of humour, his extreme talent for performing to the auidence or recording. And of course writing skills. His whole upper body, his chest, arms and hands..and his sexy sexy sexy UNMISTAKEABLE voice. His funny expressions he can do with his eyes and mouth :-)

His energy and hard work.

The fact that he bounced back after his accident and is back doing what he loves best in PERFECT form. His energy! Going to Bottom Weapons Grade Y-Fronts this year and *ahem* Meeting Rik Mayall..(yes I did say MEETING Rik Mayall :D!)..was the best bloody thing I ever did. He's my hero and he'll always be the best damned comedian in this world and will never be replaced. My 2nd round of Bottom tickets arrived today and I am sooooo hyper! Rik, if there was something I could say to you without freezing up like a rabbit caught in headlights I'd say, your amazing comedy has me in stitches everytime I watch your shows, all your hard work is appreciated by SO many people and we all salute you, you really rock the world! 

Katie Greenwood

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Rik and I've finally found others who do yipeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Anyone else like to be stuck in a lift with Rik a pot of chocolate spread and a pair of rubber gloves? Or is it still just me?????????????????????????????????? 

Was most dissapointed when I went to see Bottom 5 that the modesty screen did not fall off. Must give the props man more lager next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well still living in hope for Bottom 6, well a girl can dream can't she? 

keep up the good work

With love
Richies love bird (well thats what in says on my t-shirt)
AKA Janine from Castleford